The story
Exact change,
maximum effect.
Somewhere a barista is about to get paid in a full roll of gold dollar coins, one at a time, while the line backs up out the door. Allegedly, that was the plan.
We didn't come up with it. We just heard it and thought: that's the funniest thing a government official has said all week. So we made the coin.
$1 is for anyone who has ever counted out change slowly on purpose. No speeches. No roadmap to Mars. Just a dollar, a coffee, and a very long pause at the register.
